My World Famous Krabby Mushrooms, or the Comfort of Imperfection

Gobble gobble hey! A holiday recipe for my paid subscribers <3

My kitchen skills came late in life, but there’s one dish I have been making since I was a co-ed. Picture this: I’m a Golden Bear, he’s a Harvard grad getting his MBA at Stanford. Could there be anything more ‘80s than a Harvard-Stanford MBA (hurl lol). So needless to say, wit can only take you so far, at some point you got to feed ‘em.