Whenever I fly, I put on Pennywise’s Date With Destiny to calm my nerves. I figure, if I’m going down, I’m going down hard. Yee haw.
On the flight to Miami, I brought reinforcements. I’m scared of everything, so I need to consume a lot of punk rock. Although I was on my way to interview the great rap artist, DMX, I had already memorized his archives and …

