This just in…
Truth loses, liars win…
As big phat settlement absolves Rupert of his sins.
Insurrections?
No problem!
Caught on tape?
No big deal!
As long as he can write a check,
Anchor hacks can go on lying!
Warning:
Continuing to consume Fox News
May result in rotting brains
Lower IQs
Lonely holidays
And kids who hate you.
But hey, at least you’ll own the libs.
And…