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This Just In - F**k Fox News

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This Just In - F**k Fox News

You’ll feel better

Heidi Siegmund Cuda
Apr 19, 2023
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This just in…

Truth loses, liars win…

As big phat settlement absolves Rupert of his sins.

Insurrections?

No problem!

Caught on tape?

No big deal!

As long as he can write a check,

Anchor hacks can go on lying!

Warning:

Continuing to consume Fox News

May result in rotting brains

Lower IQs

Lonely holidays

And kids who hate you.

But hey, at least you’ll own the libs.

And…

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