Last night, I complimented a woman who looked like a million bucks in a ten-dollar dress. She told me she’d gotten it earlier in the day in the garment district. She looked every bit a post-mod bombshell.
It made me recall the time I declined an opportunity to get jiggy with Chris Farley whilst clad in a $20 dress at an Elton John Oscar Party.
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